Upgrade your workstation... with crappy old software!

I saw this poster recently for the corporate desktop/laptop replacement program. They're a generation behind.

Corporate entities move slowly, with understandable root causes. Here's a great illustration.

There's the tacit acknowledgment that slow and old are negative/undesired attributes.

Yet, the Windows and Office versions they're promising to deliver are both a generation old (as of this writing in 2014).

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